I’ve got some friends.

I made this 17 years ago, when I was 8 years old. My Aunt Janet found this gem not too long ago.

No idea who this is, but I do know it is the greatest thing I’ve ever made.

Clash of the titans.

This is what happens when we’re friends and it’s your birthday…

“His dad is like, a crazy scientist.”

What do you mean?

“Like… beakers and shit.”

— Michael

This is what happens when my friends go to Japan for vacation.

USA! USA!